Trump and shoes
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Paul Nuttall
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Trump and shoes
It seems something that trump has a fixation on is people's shoes, according to reports he looks at people's shoes and if he doesn't like them, assesses their shoe size and gifts them a pair made by the company of his choice.....if photos of rubio are correct, shoes size assessing is something else he thinks he is better at than he is.
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Davion Highlander
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Re: Trump and shoes
I saw a Ed Davey of the UK Liberal Democrat's being interviewed by an American news talk show make the joke "at least British politicians wear shoes that fit!"...
But seriously is Trump's ego so fragile that Rubio couldn't just say "uhm they are a size too big Mr President." Either the man's temper is so foul that even such a minor criticism is forbidden or Rubio is utterly spineless. As well as brainless - why not if he is too scared go and BUY himself a pair in the right size and just wear those?
But seriously is Trump's ego so fragile that Rubio couldn't just say "uhm they are a size too big Mr President." Either the man's temper is so foul that even such a minor criticism is forbidden or Rubio is utterly spineless. As well as brainless - why not if he is too scared go and BUY himself a pair in the right size and just wear those?
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Paul Nuttall
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Re: Trump and shoes
Presumably there are some wearing shoes that are too small as well....
Amusingly it seems trump's chosen shoe company is one that has been hit by import tarrifs........
Anyway News Thump had a good take on it
US President Donald Trump has gifted White House staffers and cabinet members dress shoes with extra room for bone spurs, it has been revealed.
Worth around $145, Trump gifted pairs of the shoes to cabinet members such as JD Vance and Marco Rubio, making sure to leave extra space for bone spurs, to keep up his draft-dodging charade.
“There’s a bit of extra room in the heel area,” said JD Vance, terrified to take off the shoes in case it makes his boss angry.
“They’re really nice shoes. Well, at least that’s what I told him. Marco Rubio told me he’s been sleeping in them just in case Trump finds out he’s taken them off and fires him.
“Not many people know this, but that’s actually why Kristi Noem got sacked. She took off the shoes and was immediately replaced as Secretary of Homeland Security.
“I suppose there are some benefits. The extra room for bone spurs means I can avoid the upcoming draft for the Iran war.
“The shoes also have a little compartment in the sole for my eyeliner. You know, like the kids shoes Clark’s used to sell with a little toy in the compartment.
“(Sigh) Man, I hate this job sometimes.”
Amusingly it seems trump's chosen shoe company is one that has been hit by import tarrifs........
Anyway News Thump had a good take on it
US President Donald Trump has gifted White House staffers and cabinet members dress shoes with extra room for bone spurs, it has been revealed.
Worth around $145, Trump gifted pairs of the shoes to cabinet members such as JD Vance and Marco Rubio, making sure to leave extra space for bone spurs, to keep up his draft-dodging charade.
“There’s a bit of extra room in the heel area,” said JD Vance, terrified to take off the shoes in case it makes his boss angry.
“They’re really nice shoes. Well, at least that’s what I told him. Marco Rubio told me he’s been sleeping in them just in case Trump finds out he’s taken them off and fires him.
“Not many people know this, but that’s actually why Kristi Noem got sacked. She took off the shoes and was immediately replaced as Secretary of Homeland Security.
“I suppose there are some benefits. The extra room for bone spurs means I can avoid the upcoming draft for the Iran war.
“The shoes also have a little compartment in the sole for my eyeliner. You know, like the kids shoes Clark’s used to sell with a little toy in the compartment.
“(Sigh) Man, I hate this job sometimes.”
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Nightwatch2
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Re: Trump and shoes
I think you all have been scammed by a satire
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Davion Highlander
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Re: Trump and shoes
I think you are pretending it's satire rather than admit that the President of the United States is actually that ridiculous. And his cabinet are so spineless they won't even tell him the shoes are too big. Actually that's not fair, it's just Rubio so far that's proven spineless.
https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/5 ... -kilmeade/
https://www.thelist.com/2123153/trump-a ... e-reasons/
https://newrepublic.com/post/207626/mar ... nald-trump
A 30 second google search shows multiple stories about this, all by mainstream media and many of them literally quoting the president admitting he has bought them shoes and almost all of them showing pictures of Rubio in very poorly fitting shoes. Still think we're being taken in or scammed? Or willing to admit that Trump really is acting in such a weird and clownish manner?
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Nik_SpeakerToCats
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Re: Trump and shoes
Most clowns are very skilled entertainers, especially those who make it all look accidental...
( Happens I do not like clowns, but I *respect* them...)
Trump seems unable to laugh at himself, only sneer at those he considers lesser folk.
I must wonder about his opinion of cats...
( Happens I do not like clowns, but I *respect* them...)
Trump seems unable to laugh at himself, only sneer at those he considers lesser folk.
I must wonder about his opinion of cats...
If you cannot see the wood for the trees, deploy LIDAR.