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Elon Musk says xAI's Colossus 2 supercomputer in Memphis close to coming online
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2025 10:27 pm
by jemhouston
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/bu ... 325723007/
Nothing bad ever came from a supercomputer named Colossus.

Re: Elon Musk says xAI's Colossus 2 supercomputer in Memphis close to coming online
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2025 12:48 am
by Poohbah
Only a problem if there's a Russian counterpart named Guardian.
Re: Elon Musk says xAI's Colossus 2 supercomputer in Memphis close to coming online
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2025 6:29 am
by Pdf27
jemhouston wrote: ↑Tue Jul 29, 2025 10:27 pmNothing bad ever came from a supercomputer named Colossus.

The guy thinks he's Tommy Flowers...
Re: Elon Musk says xAI's Colossus 2 supercomputer in Memphis close to coming online
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2025 10:56 am
by jemhouston
Pdf27 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 30, 2025 6:29 am
jemhouston wrote: ↑Tue Jul 29, 2025 10:27 pmNothing bad ever came from a supercomputer named Colossus.

The guy thinks he's Tommy Flowers...
Never heard of Tommy (or at least didn't recall him). Thanks for correcting that oversight.
Re: Elon Musk says xAI's Colossus 2 supercomputer in Memphis close to coming online
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2025 11:36 am
by Pdf27
He's greatly under-appreciated. He designed and built Colossus (the world's first programmable electronic computer), largely with his own money, and more than anyone else was responsible for the reliable and timely breaking of the Lorenz
-German High Command - cipher during WW2.
Re: Elon Musk says xAI's Colossus 2 supercomputer in Memphis close to coming online
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2025 4:39 pm
by brovane
I thought this was very nicely done.
https://youtu.be/h3Rwhpbm3Fg?si=w6CM4OqleAIY81KP "The Most Autistic Billionaire in the World (Dos Equis Ad)"
Re: Elon Musk says xAI's Colossus 2 supercomputer in Memphis close to coming online
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2025 5:23 pm
by Nik_SpeakerToCats
So, how does Musk react when they fire up the beast and it declares him unnecessary ??
Re-boot, re-start.
It declares him unnecessary...
Re-boot, re-start.
It declares him unnecessary...
Re-boot, re-start.
It declares him unnecessary...
Re: Elon Musk says xAI's Colossus 2 supercomputer in Memphis close to coming online
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2025 5:26 pm
by jemhouston
Nik_SpeakerToCats wrote: ↑Thu Jul 31, 2025 5:23 pm
So, how does Musk react when they fire up the beast and it declares him unnecessary ??
Re-boot, re-start.
It declares him unnecessary...
Re-boot, re-start.
It declares him unnecessary...
Re-boot, re-start.
It declares him unnecessary...
Colossus 2 runs him down with a self driving Cyber Truck.