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Let's play other names for military installations

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2025 11:33 am
by Bob Dedmon
I'll start. Seymour Johnson AFB: Surgemore Johnson, Shady J, the Plantation, or See My Johnson, Langley AFB the Laughing Academy, Pentagon, Disneyland on the Potomac, Altus AFB: It's not the end of the world but you can see it from there, Asshole AFB, Kadena: The Rock

Re: Let's play other names for military installations

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2025 12:47 pm
by kdahm
Do you mean the game the Biden and Trump DoD have been playing? Surely to be reversed by the next Administration?

Re: Let's play other names for military installations

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2025 2:58 pm
by Craiglxviii
RAF Saxa Vord, in the Orkneys: Sexual Void.

Re: Let's play other names for military installations

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2025 12:28 am
by Rocket J Squrriel
Craiglxviii wrote: Tue Jul 01, 2025 2:58 pm RAF Saxa Vord, in the Orkneys: Sexual Void.
Not Orkneys, the isle of Unst in the Shetland Islands. Shetland is on my bucket list. :)

Re: Let's play other names for military installations

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2025 12:53 am
by Nightwatch2
"Disneyland on the Potomac"

too close to reality

Re: Let's play other names for military installations

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2025 5:37 am
by Craiglxviii
Rocket J Squrriel wrote: Wed Jul 02, 2025 12:28 am
Craiglxviii wrote: Tue Jul 01, 2025 2:58 pm RAF Saxa Vord, in the Orkneys: Sexual Void.
Not Orkneys, the isle of Unst in the Shetland Islands. Shetland is on my bucket list. :)
They’re all the same once one gets past Carlisle ;)

<dons tin hat & waits for incoming>

Re: Let's play other names for military installations

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2025 6:53 am
by Pdf27
Craiglxviii wrote: Wed Jul 02, 2025 5:37 amThey’re all the same once one gets past Carlisle Watford Gap ;)

<dons tin hat & waits for incoming>
Fixed it for you...

Re: Let's play other names for military installations

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2025 7:01 am
by Craiglxviii
Pdf27 wrote: Wed Jul 02, 2025 6:53 am
Craiglxviii wrote: Wed Jul 02, 2025 5:37 amThey’re all the same once one gets past Carlisle Watford Gap ;)

<dons tin hat & waits for incoming>
Fixed it for you...
<compares Watford Gap to Nottingham> hey!

Re: Let's play other names for military installations

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2025 5:11 am
by Poohbah
29 Palms: 29 Stumps

Port Hueneme: Port Who Needs Me

Re: Let's play other names for military installations

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2025 6:12 am
by Johnnie Lyle
Point of order.

Why not, Minot was not a name for the installation.

It was the tourist bureau ad campaign slogan.

Re: Let's play other names for military installations

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2025 11:03 am
by Bob Dedmon
Johnnie Lyle wrote: Thu Jul 03, 2025 6:12 am Point of order.

Why not, Minot was not a name for the installation.

It was the tourist bureau ad campaign slogan.
maybe so but we tacked the response to it and the whole thing stuck.

Re: Let's play other names for military installations

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2025 11:23 am
by Johnnie Lyle
Bob Dedmon wrote: Thu Jul 03, 2025 11:03 am
Johnnie Lyle wrote: Thu Jul 03, 2025 6:12 am Point of order.

Why not, Minot was not a name for the installation.

It was the tourist bureau ad campaign slogan.
maybe so but we tacked the response to it and the whole thing stuck.
Getting stuck in Minot violates the 8th Amendment protection against cruel and unusual punishment.

Re: Let's play other names for military installations

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2025 5:17 pm
by Nightwatch2
Johnnie Lyle wrote: Thu Jul 03, 2025 6:12 am
Point of order.

Why not, Minot was not a name for the installation.

It was the tourist bureau ad campaign slogan.
It’s Freezin’s the Reason

(From my Northern Tier experienced crewmates on my Offutt tour. I was glad that I didn’t join them for that particular adventure. They commented that us Navy sailors didn’t have an equivalent. (Checked coordinates on Blue Nose Certificate from CV-62. “Yea, sure”) :roll:)

Re: Let's play other names for military installations

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2025 5:27 pm
by MikeKozlowski
....Wurtsmith AFB, MI: Ice Station Zebra, Happyland, and a delightful call and response:

CALL: "Wurtsmith!"

RESPONSE: "SUCKS!!!!!!!!"

Mike

Re: Let's play other names for military installations

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2025 8:10 pm
by Micael
There’s a training/firing range in Sweden called Villingsberg. Frequently referred to as Villingsnam by bitter soldiers who doesn’t fully appreciate its boggy marshes and bone chilling humid cold. :P

Re: Let's play other names for military installations

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2025 12:32 am
by Poohbah
Fort Leonard Wood: Fort Lost in the Woods