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MikeKozlowski
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Belushi TD wrote: ↑Mon Dec 18, 2023 2:30 pm Did you guys know that diarrhea is hereditary?









Apparently, it runs in your jeans.






I'll see myself out.

Belushi TD

Perhaps you should. :)

Mike
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Nightwatch2
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MikeKozlowski wrote: ↑Mon Dec 18, 2023 5:14 pm
Belushi TD wrote: ↑Mon Dec 18, 2023 2:30 pm Did you guys know that diarrhea is hereditary?









Apparently, it runs in your jeans.






I'll see myself out.

Belushi TD

Perhaps you should. :)

Mike
Flush that one..,
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Poohbah
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Kenny Loggins has a new Christmas album: Highway to the Manger Zone
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The_Lurker
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Why are the police called the police?

Because they are, you see.
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Paul Nuttall
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kdahm
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Seen on a story website:

Release the Update or I Equip the Demon Core Flail
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Belushi TD
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If it was spring loaded, I could see that being very effective.

Once.

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Belushi TD
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For your consideration....

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Nik_SpeakerToCats
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Roofers & Cats...

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Roofers, like cats, loathe wet and windy weather, love tossing stuff down from enough height to smash very well...

Sadly, unlike cats, you cannot attract them by setting out an empty gallon / 5_litre box...
;) ;) ;)
If you cannot see the wood for the trees, deploy LIDAR.
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Belushi TD
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Re: Roofers & Cats...

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Nik_SpeakerToCats wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 1:41 pm Roofers, like cats, loathe wet and windy weather, love tossing stuff down from enough height to smash very well...

Sadly, unlike cats, you cannot attract them by setting out an empty gallon / 5_litre box...
;) ;) ;)
You CAN attract roofers with a 5 liter box. It can't be empty though. Has to have wine in it.


Belushi TD
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Paul Nuttall
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Why are musicians very useful during fighting retreats?

They can stave off defeat.
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I'd tell a joke about USPS package delivery, but you probably wouldn't get it.
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kdahm
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2024 US Presidential campaign.
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kdahm wrote: ↑Mon Jul 01, 2024 11:55 am 2024 US Presidential campaign.

The joke is on us. I'm coming down with Coulrophobia.
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