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Re: Jokes

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2022 1:59 am
by jemhouston
OSCSSW wrote: Wed Dec 21, 2022 1:17 am
jemhouston wrote: Tue Dec 20, 2022 8:14 pm Senior Chief, since the Democrats thinks California, New York, DC, Chicago, LA, and SF are well run areas which should models for the nation, they probably think she's doing a fine job.
If a dog were that mad the kind thing would be to put the poor beastie out of it's misery . Enough said! :roll:
The Democrats would drop him in your backyard.

Re: Jokes

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2022 11:35 am
by OSCSSW
:lol: :lol: :lol:
jemhouston wrote: Wed Dec 21, 2022 1:59 am
OSCSSW wrote: Wed Dec 21, 2022 1:17 am
If a dog were that mad the kind thing would be to put the poor beastie out of it's misery . Enough said! :roll:
The Democrats would drop him in your backyard.
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It would be an honor to put the poor thing out of it's misery. Too bad really, although I don't care much for most dogs, their too needy I like "Go F yourself" cats, they sure are a far more likeable group than what passes for "leadership" in today's DemoRat party.

Re: Jokes

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2022 5:42 pm
by Sukhoiman
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When a (DPMA) or (SRA) was not possible we made do

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2022 1:20 pm
by OSCSSW
This will seem funnier if you folks know what I am talking about. The USN types here can disregard the following.


"Availability" is a Scheduled assignment of a ship to an industrial activity for the purpose of accomplishing repairs or performing maintenance and/or modernization.

1. Drydocking Phased Maintenance Availability (DPMA) - A phased maintenance availability extended to include drydocking of the ship.

2. Drydocking Selected Restricted Availability (SRA) - A selected restricted availability extended to include drydocking of the ship.

Re: Jokes

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2022 2:45 pm
by Poohbah
I felt personally attacked by this meme:
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Re: Jokes

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2023 9:59 pm
by Paul Nuttall
I am assuming the first tweet is a joke but I do like the reply

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Re: Jokes

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2023 11:12 pm
by Paul Nuttall
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Re: Jokes

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2023 11:16 pm
by jemhouston
Great one Paul

Re: Jokes

Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2023 1:14 am
by JBG
jemhouston wrote: Sat Feb 04, 2023 11:16 pm Great one Paul
Agreed. I’m stealing that!

Jonathan

Re: Jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2023 8:42 pm
by Sukhoiman
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Re: Jokes

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2023 2:27 pm
by Poohbah
Am I a horrible person for suggesting "Ontos" when requested to supply a gender-neutral name?

Re: Jokes

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2023 5:19 pm
by Craiglxviii
Poohbah wrote: Thu Mar 09, 2023 2:27 pm Am I a horrible person for suggesting "Ontos" when requested to supply a gender-neutral name?
Oooooh that’s a good ‘un. I approve!!!

Re: Jokes

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2023 9:33 pm
by MikeKozlowski
Poohbah wrote: Thu Mar 09, 2023 2:27 pm Am I a horrible person for suggesting "Ontos" when requested to supply a gender-neutral name?
....LOVE it....

Mike

Re: Jokes

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2023 9:57 pm
by Poohbah
MikeKozlowski wrote: Thu Mar 09, 2023 9:33 pm
Poohbah wrote: Thu Mar 09, 2023 2:27 pm Am I a horrible person for suggesting "Ontos" when requested to supply a gender-neutral name?
....LOVE it....

Mike
I'm just remembering that I can't run or drive away when the woman finally learns what Ontos means...

Re: Jokes

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2023 11:29 pm
by MikeKozlowski
Poohbah wrote: Thu Mar 09, 2023 9:57 pm
MikeKozlowski wrote: Thu Mar 09, 2023 9:33 pm
Poohbah wrote: Thu Mar 09, 2023 2:27 pm Am I a horrible person for suggesting "Ontos" when requested to supply a gender-neutral name?
....LOVE it....

Mike
I'm just remembering that I can't run or drive away when the woman finally learns what Ontos means...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mike

Re: Jokes

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 9:44 pm
by M.Becker
Colleen writes to her son. "Dear Paddy, I hope the British are treating you well in prison. It's rough here, as we're approaching planting season and the ground on the west plot is so very hard. Without you to fix the tractor, we will probably have to rent one from the Fitzpatricks. It's going to be a thin profit."
He writes back, "Ma! Whatever you do, don't dig the west field. That's where we hid the grenades and rifles for the Company."
The same day she receives the letter, the Royal Engineers show up with mine detectors, chemical sniffers, backhoes and scrapers, and turf the field down three feet. They find nothing and leave.
The next day she receives another letter. "I've done what I can, Ma. Plant the potatoes."

Re: Jokes

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 6:48 am
by trekchu
Webfind.

Re: Jokes

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 9:25 am
by David Newton
What sort of cake is flown from the staff at the bow of ship?

A flapjack.

Re: Jokes

Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2023 2:36 am
by Vendetta
Some memes one of my brothers whipped up while I was reading about Plan Z to him

Re: Jokes

Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2023 2:38 am
by Vendetta
Continued
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