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Re: Jokes

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2024 4:09 pm
by jemhouston
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Re: Jokes

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2024 11:39 pm
by gtg947h
They said I could be anything...





...so I became a disappointment.

Re: Jokes

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2024 12:59 pm
by jemhouston
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I'll be running now.

Re: Jokes

Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2024 3:37 pm
by Jotun
Donald Tusk just cracked a good one about German soldiers helping contain the flooding in Poland :mrgreen:

https://x.com/visegrad24/status/1836728910525894974

Re: Jokes

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2024 12:37 am
by jemhouston
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Re: Jokes

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2024 6:57 pm
by gtg947h
My farmer friend used his stimulus check to buy baby chickens.


He got his money for nothing and his chicks for free.

Re: Jokes

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 10:58 am
by jemhouston
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Re: Jokes

Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2024 2:40 pm
by jemhouston

Re: Jokes

Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2024 5:10 pm
by Poohbah
jemhouston wrote: Tue Nov 12, 2024 2:40 pm Top Gun Safety Briefing
https://www.tumblr.com/kcsplace/7667835 ... urce=share
So, if I subtract someone from the population and then knock up a stripper, I'm Net Zero, right?

Re: Jokes

Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2024 5:20 pm
by jemhouston
Poohbah wrote: Tue Nov 12, 2024 5:10 pm
jemhouston wrote: Tue Nov 12, 2024 2:40 pm Top Gun Safety Briefing
https://www.tumblr.com/kcsplace/7667835 ... urce=share
So, if I subtract someone from the population and then knock up a stripper, I'm Net Zero, right?
The latter is a Hunter Biden, :lol:

Re: Jokes

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2024 2:09 am
by Bernard Woolley
Read a great joke the other day, RFK Jr being appointed to run HHS. Whoever came up with that had a wicked sense of humour. :lol:

What? It was a joke, right? Right?

Re: Jokes

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2024 1:57 pm
by jemhouston
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Re: Jokes

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2024 3:14 pm
by Nightwatch2
jemhouston wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2024 1:57 pm Image
Heh, actually that’s a merged data set

Re: Jokes

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2024 3:55 pm
by David Newton
Yes. Embrace the power of both for those people.

Re: Jokes

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2024 3:51 pm
by David Newton
What is the name of the martial arts mentoring program that Google invented to increase its profits?
Spoiler!
Ad sensei!

Re: Jokes

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 1:19 pm
by David Newton
What do you call a complaint about the food in a restaurant that is unjustified and thought about a lot?
Spoiler!
A mulled whine.

Re: Jokes

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2024 7:17 pm
by Paul Nuttall
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Re: Jokes

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2024 7:21 pm
by Paul Nuttall
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Re: Jokes

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2024 7:22 pm
by Paul Nuttall
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Re: Jokes

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2024 1:39 am
by Nathan45
B52 joke was pretty good. :D