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What food allergy causes problems when dealing with people who've had frostbite?
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Lac-tose intolerance!
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Why did the Church of England get in trouble with pacifists at the start of the 20th century?
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They were accused of promoting too many things produced by vicars.
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Might post this in the Mitch McConnell thread later
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Would watch, but it would actually last 10 years!
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Possibly a joke....not really sure but trump seems overjoyed that Republicans or at least MAGA candidates won everything in a Republican primary???

Is this a spoof??


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Paul Nuttall wrote: Fri Jul 24, 2026 4:32 pm Possibly a joke....not really sure but trump seems overjoyed that Republicans or at least MAGA candidates won everything in a Republican primary???

Is this a spoof??



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Not quite. He’s referring to his endorsed candidates in the Republican contested primaries

Yes, AZ is a battleground state. The General Election remains
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The UK has lost a comedian and ornithologist today: Bill Oddie.

To quote from his Daily Telegraph obituary talking about a couple of episodes of his TV show The Goodies:
One of the most memorable was when a giant kitten was cast as the villain “Kitten Kong”, and thanks to some ingenious trickery, appeared to climb and demolish the Post Office Tower in central London. When the episode was remade, with extra film sequences, it won the Silver Rose at the Montreux Light Entertainment Festival in 1972.
On top of that there was this:
One episode from 1975, “Kung Fu Kapers” – centred on a Lancashire martial art called “Ecky Thump” that involved hitting people with black puddings – caused one viewer, a Mr Alex Mitchell of King’s Lynn, to expire after laughing non-stop for half an hour. His widow wrote to the cast to thank them for making his last moments so happy.
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