One reason you should be careful about Vice news

[Micael]

They’re not even very good at faking stuff.

[MikeKozlowski]

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Mike

[Sukhoiman]

Well to be fair, maybe the cartel hired charlie sheen to throw those rounds.

[Johnnie Lyle]

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Mike

Please specify whose head is being slammed on whose desk.

[Rocket J Squrriel]

Well to be fair, maybe the cartel hired charlie sheen to throw those rounds.

If they hired Chuck Norris he would just have to look at the rounds and they would fly to the target.

[MikeKozlowski]

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Mike

Please specify whose head is being slammed on whose desk.

First mine, then theirs, then the moron who took (and believed) the pic.

Mike

[Craiglxviii]

Well to be fair, maybe the cartel hired charlie sheen to throw those rounds.

If they hired Chuck Norris he would just have to look at the rounds and they would fly to the target.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need the bullets. Just the empty cases are deadly weapons when he roundhouse kicks them at his enemies… in the 8th Dimension.

(Black Lectoids)

[JBG]

FFS Craig!

Once one gets started on Chuck Norris jokes:

https://parade.com/968666/parade/chuck-norris-jokes/

Jonathan

[Marko Dash]

Obviously the work of an Aperture Science brand turret

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K17tnZ9S6Y